Friday, June 16, 2006

Marriage Advice

To Pat and Jack:

Here are a few tid-bits that will make your life easier. Don't make the same mistakes I have!

1. Go on NO special trips

2. Buy NO clothes for her

3. Do NO laundry

'Why?', you may ask? Because when you go on that special trip, buy her a special WHITE souvenier T-shirt and then put it in the washing machine with your BLUE jeans... it sure is a pain getting the blue out.

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