Monday, March 12, 2007

Things You Won't See In America - Part 3

Here we go, my third post of this series. This week's thing you won't see in America is:

March, 8th

Here, this is no simple date. This is like Valentines day, Mother's day, plus every woman's birthday all wrapped in to one. But don't think you can get away with congratulating your significant other exclusively... you must congratulate all women. Co-workers, wives, sisters, moms, daughters, aunts... if it's a woman, you have to congratulate it.

International Women's Day. While it does cause us mortal men some extra hassle, we do get a few days off at work because of it.

Pictures aren't working... I'll add them later.

4 comments:

ukrainiac said...

Uh ... if IT's a woman, you have to congratulate IT?!

Dasha the Explorer said...

I don't really like the colors of this 'have' word you used. You probably meant to say you 'have a great pleasure of congratulating' or you 'have an opprtunity'.. or something like that. Am I right, honey?

faith said...

Yeah, I don't really like the use of IT in this post.

Dasha said...

Once a he-man-woman-hater acusee, always a he-man-woman-hater acusee.